Mr. Slowhands
A well talented guitarist among my friends. His contributions is the biggest and I am thanksful that we both had studied same college once again after form6 - STPM. STPM had separated most of the crews into pieces to places in Malaysia and USA. Kinda surprise to see him joining me become a comrades as a computing student where he doesn't had any knowledge on computer. Thanks for his QSL 20, we able to go separate places, such as Melaka, Seremban in West Malaysia where is new and mystery highway. With one wrong turn into highway, it might lead you to JB or Penang. Think back of the foundation life, it's was awesome to see our spirit of playing game is absolutely fucking high. A fix team included Mr. Hahn, Mr. Alien, Mr. H Double I Kion. 5 of us every weekend went to FTZ Cyber Cafe from 6pm till the next day 6am reach home. No doubt this is clearly a lifeless and suicide life style we had been went through. Ever since we get bored of the game, we had reduced the chances going to FTZ and stayed at home surfing net. It's kinda a memory where our Dota career begins in KL. The Dota career had came to end when Mr. H Double I Kion is so stupid for no successfully proceed in his studies. He had to go back work with his parent. Work with parent always the best choice for him where he such a stupid faggot with no brain that just like to fuck around. All the best to you, Mr. Slowhands. See you around soon.Rating: 9.5/10, the 0.5 is because he is way too lazy. Lazy to drive, lazy to eat, lazy to go out, lazy to play, lazy to talk, whatever is lazy.
Mr. Kraken
The most fat people who I had ever met after Lim Yew. He also the first guy became my friends when I moved in college's apartment where he is my housemate and another 3 stupid ass hole. From my expert analysis on the 3 stupid ass hole, they are slightly racist against this fat boy who came alone from Sabah as Kadazan to fight for his village!!!! He is gonna bring some fame and proud back for his dad and become a warrior! Too bad, he failed to do so. He got no friends in college, The Solo Warrior! Thanks his Jesus God, he met me! He had decided to move out with me so that he can fight for his village! Every year, we will held a birthday celebration party for him make him feel that he is not alone. But, he also had to pay for it, that's the price. Not only that, we also held a celebration for him when he success or fail in an exam. Well, still the same, he also had to pay for it. The most ridiculous party celebration we ever held for him is Safely Arrive in KL from KK Celebration! The 'we' always are me, Mr. Slowhands, Mr. J and Mr. Hahn. Sorry for sucking your money, to make your life entertain, I had decided to do so, but we are poor. Hope you forgive us. He had changed 3 courses until Mr. John had called in the Master of All - Business, Computing, Engineer. I here hoping you can graduate and bring the honor, glory and victory to your village. Do your best. Stop watching Detective Conan when you had to study for your exam. All the best, Warrior of Kadazan!Rating: 9.0/10, the 1.0 is because he is too fat and too dirty! Downloading porn making line lag also one of the most frustrating things. I am not saying porn is not good, but he just downloaded whatever porn which this is the main part all people are quite frustrated. He just wanna see girls that naked and get fucked by guy.
Mr. John
Well, to say the real this is the real asshole person that I had ever knew in APIIT. Sometime he had corrupted brain that give him a retarded mind set. He had joined our forces when we are in Level 1 because he got a lot of friends in foundations but end up all become enemies. Maybe is his retarded thinking causes him into trouble. All the time, he had provoked our Warrior of Kadazan like a piece of shit with his corrupted and racist mind set whenever we having lunch, dinner, supper and etc. But we can know all is jokes because he dare to speak, no balls to action. The most epic scene is when he played Marvel VS Capcom with Warrior of Kadazan. Warrior of Kadazan had defeated by him easily and he laughed so hard on him for owning him. Until now, I never seen a rematch between them because Warrior of Kadazan had undergo heavy training and youtube-ing for combo moves. He had hence smartly retreated and let it be a history! Smart move, retarded boy. By then, I don't know what God he had workship, he is retarded yet he is smart in his studies. That's why God always fair. Thanks for don't know what God for giving him the abilities to study. A well success man where I can see from his eyes. Please take care of me when you became a boss, sir!Rating : 9.0/10 - The 1.0 is due to your retarded thinking and fucking when see girls, there is no friends. He had 'FFK' us for 2 times of K session, but in the end the girl asked him for it, he eventually went for it and telling us he having fun! Fuck his shit!
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